Yes, I’m older than the internet — and somehow I survived. This gloriously nostalgic tee is for anyone who remembers life before Google, smartphones, Wi-Fi and social media. We used maps, memorised phone numbers, recorded songs off the radio and went outside without anyone knowing exactly where we were. Perfect for Gen Xers, retro tech fans, and anyone increasingly horrified by how young their colleagues are. Wear it as a badge of honour — you’re not old, you’re pre-digital.
Product features
- Premium ring-spun cotton material for comfort and breathability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for stability and prevention of stretching
- Sleeve printing using Direct-to-Film (DTF) method for detailed designs
- Age restrictions: For adults
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Yes, I’m older than the internet — and somehow I survived. This gloriously nostalgic tee is for anyone who remembers life before Google, smartphones, Wi-Fi and social media. We used maps, memorised phone numbers, recorded songs off the radio and went outside without anyone knowing exactly where we were. Perfect for Gen Xers, retro tech fans, and anyone increasingly horrified by how young their colleagues are. Wear it as a badge of honour — you’re not old, you’re pre-digital.
Product features
- Premium ring-spun cotton material for comfort and breathability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for stability and prevention of stretching
- Sleeve printing using Direct-to-Film (DTF) method for detailed designs
- Age restrictions: For adults
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean